List of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody episodes

Zack and Cody (Dylan and Cole Sprouse), on their first day of school, meet Max and Tapeworm and befriend them. However, when a cool kid named Drew learns that Zack and Cody live at the Tipton Hotel, he and his friends begin hanging out with the twins, causing them to ignore their real friends. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby (Phill Lewis) hires Maddie (Ashley Tisdale) as London's (Brenda Song) tutor to make London keep her grades up, but Maddie instead is helped out by London to get involved with Lance.

Girls check into the Tipton to participate in a beauty pageant. Cody bumps into a girl named Rebecca and finds that he likes her and accidentally enters the pageant trying to follow. When he realizes he tries to drop out but Zack begs Cody to stay so they can use the prize money to buy new bikes. However, Cody later drops out because he wants Rebecca to win. Zack then enters doing skateboard stunts but they are disqualified after the judge of the beauty contest and Carey discover that Cody is dressed in girl's clothing and Rebecca wins learning Cody is a nice person. Then Rebecca kisses him before leaving as Cody thinks girls are better than a new bike.

Guest stars: Stephanie Hodge as Brianna's mother, Victoria Justice as Rebecca, Lisa Long as Bev, Skyler Samuels as Brianna, Matt Winston as Tim

Mr. Moseby, worried that their antics will get him in trouble with the hotel inspector, bribes Zack and Cody with tickets to a baseball game and money for dinner so they will not be at the hotel during the visit. However, they return just as the meeting with the inspector, Ilsa (Caroline Rhea), is going on. The two rats that they were using for a science project, then run loose in the hotel (Zack had brought them to the game without Cody's knowledge), getting Mr. Moseby fired and replaced by Ilsa. Zack and Cody try to devise a plan that will help get Mr. Moseby his job back at the Tipton.

Zack and Cody get grounded for a week for rollerblading in the lobby, injuring Mr. Moseby in the process. When they find out a famous couple is getting married at the hotel, they buy a camera off Maddie to take a picture of the kiss rumored to be selling for 20,000 dollars. Zack sneaks into the wedding and takes the picture, only for Maddie, Cody, and Zack to be busted by Mr. Moseby. The boys are grounded again for another week after Carey finds out.

Arwin, the hotel engineer, sends Carey flowers and a poem. However, she thinks they were sent by Serge the concierge, who when asked, lied to Carey about the flowers and poem. When Zack and Cody find out, they help Arwin tell Carey that it was him who sent the gifts. Meanwhile, London's father the owner of the Tipton is attending her father-daughter dance, but he fails to show due to usual circumstances.

Zack and Max enter GoDanceUSA, a dance contest. When Zack hurts his ankle jumping on the bed after Max specifically told him not to do anything stupid, Cody fills in for Zack despite being a terrible dancer. London loans Maddie money for her parents trip to Paris so in return Maddie works for London Until she can repay her. In the end the entire staff chip in some money so Maddie can pay London back.

Maddie's high school prom is coming up, and Zack finds out she is throwing it at the Tipton. When he overhears her saying that she likes a guy who has an age difference from her by three years, he thought it was him, not Jeff, the guy she liked. Meanwhile, a circus comes to the Tipton, prompting Cody to act like a mime. When Zack gets his heart broken by Maddie, she gets her heart broken by Jeff, who has a college girlfriend. Maddie then agrees to dance with Zack.

Zack, Cody, Max and Tapeworm organize a band called Rock Squared for battle of the bands, but due to fighting, Cody quits the band. On the day of the event, Max locks the twins in their closet, but they find their own way there, with help from Arwin. Meanwhile, Maddie and Lance's band Waterworks for battle of the bands instruments' are funded by London after they promise she can be a back-up singer, but she is a terrible singer.

Cody and Tapeworm go to math camp for a week, leaving Zack on his own for a few days. Meanwhile, London gets her learner's permit and while Mr. Moseby teaches her how to drive, her car ends up in the Tipton hotel wall. When Zack starts to miss Cody, he persuades London, Maddie, and Muriel to drive up to camp to check on Cody with him.

Esteban is accused of a jewelry theft after someone's jewelry was stolen. Zack and Cody try to prove it wasn't him, but they end up crashing a Bar Mitzvah, for which they get punished. Meanwhile, London can't bring her dog onto her father's ship, so Maddie takes care of Ivana while she is gone. When Zack and Cody overhear the real thieves talking about heading up to London's suite, the twins, Esteban, and Maddie all set a trap to catch the real thieves.

Note: This is the first time we see the SS Tipton when London is on the phone with Maddie. The life preserver says "S.S. Tipton".

When Zack and Cody's football breaks a painting hung up in the hallway, they find an article on the back saying that someone was coming back for his treasure. Desperate, Zack, Cody, Maddie, London, and Esteban all imagine what their life would be like if they found the treasure, despite London already being rich. They all search frantically for the treasure, but they end up breaking into the bank of Boston. In the end, the real treasure was Muriel.

Guest stars: Estelle Harris as Muriel, Adrian R'Mante as Esteban, Brian Stepanek as Arwin

Zack and Cody watch a video of them being born, but in the video, their mother might have mistaken them for each other, so they become the complete opposite of themselves. Meanwhile, London becomes poor after finding out her father went bankrupt from a failed investment of diamonds, so she stays with Maddie until her father can find a place for her to stay. At the end of the episode, Carey gets her sons' birth certificates from the hospital and tells which of her sons are which. Also London becomes rich again when Mr. Moseby tells her that her father struck oil in his diamond mine.

Ilsa, the hotel inspector who attempted to replace Mr. Moseby as manager of the Tipton, returns and informs Mr. Moseby that she is the manager of the hotel across the street. The son of the rival hotel owner likes London but the owners of the hotel hate each other. Maddie helps them meet behind everyone's back. Zack tries to make money from Cody's cookies which are the best some people have ever tasted.

London starts a rumor about Maddie and Lance that angers Maddie, eventually leading her into accidentally beginning a rumor about London that she has real fox fur in her closet. It turns out that she pronounced faux as fox, which caused Maddie to think she had real animal furs. Cody tries to make himself look less like Zack by dyeing his hair, but it turns red and he asks Zack to take his place in an interview.

Mr. Moseby takes Zack and Cody to a baseball game, but when he accidentally catches a baseball that makes the Boston Red Sox lose the game, everyone in Boston hates him. Maddie attempts to stop her hair from frizzing before going to a blind date London set up for her with a boy who sweats when he is nervous.

Jesse McCartney stays at the Tipton. London and Maddie try to see him while Zack obtains souvenirs to auction off to other fans. Cody works on his science project, a high frequency laser, and Arwin helps him even though it is against the rules.

Cody gets a good grade and Zack gets a bad grade in school and Carey threatens Zack that he will have to go to summer school if he can't keep his grades up. However, after he finds out that Bob gets more time to complete tests because he has dyslexia, Zack pretends that he has dyslexia too. Mr. Moseby loses his voice, causing havoc in the hotel. London and Maddie play chess but London keeps winning so they keep playing until Maddie wins. When she can't, London eventually lets Maddie win. Esteban helps Moseby get his voice back by giving him a special treatment and Zack is punished for being lazy and lying to his teacher and Carey about dyslexia and is forced to do extra homework as his punishment.

A rumor is circulating around the Tipton Hotel that Suite 613 is haunted by a ghost. Meanwhile, Zack plays practical jokes on everyone, embarrassing them around other people. Later, when they hear that London has dropped her purse with a thousand dollars in Suite 613, Maddie, London, Zack, and Cody all run up to get it. On the way, Muriel tells them about the ghost whose name was Irene. A very wealthy woman. In 1942 Irene and her husband checked in on their honeymoon night and then he went off to join the Allies in World War 2 and never came back. He "met" an Italian woman. Irene snapped and threw a gift of hers at the mirror thus shattering it and unintentionally killing herself. Muriel then leaves. When Mr. Moseby finds them in the suite later on, he tells them of the experience he had with suite 613 when he was only a bellhop in the hotel. Then Zack dares Cody to spend a night at 613 and the person who runs out first owes the other five dollars. In the suite, they try to talk to the spirit (Cody, Zack, London, Maddie, and Esteban) getting Esteban possessed and making Cody, Maddie and London disappear. It is then revealed to be a practical joke for Zack. At the end of the episode, Zack and Cody look for Cody's blanket when a woman who looks exactly like Irene approaches them and gives Cody back the blanket and leaves, passing through the wall with a portrait in the wall meaning the ghost of Irene is real.

Note: Irene, the ghost of suite 613, is mentioned in The Suite Life on Deck episode "The Ghost and Mr. Martin", when Zack says that ghosts exist because they saw one in the Tipton hotel. Orlando Bloom is also mentioned by London when they were having pizza.

Everyone's plans for Christmas are cancelled when a snowstorm traps everyone in the Tipton. Carey and the boys are stuck with Kurt. After Cody sees Carey and Kurt hugging he thinks they are getting back together. Maddie tries to get an expensive present from London by writing her name on all the Secret Santa slips, and asking London to pick. In the end though, Maddie is disappointed when London gives her a sweater that she sewed herself, with no hole for the head because there is a third arm instead. Mr. Moseby has to have Arwin's help to keep everyone in the hotel warm by firing up a furnace with ripped-up furniture. While this is happening, a couple named Joseph and Mary (who are expecting a baby girl) come to stay at the Tipton on Christmas Eve, and she goes into labor, but can't make it to the hospital because the roads are closed. Finally, Mary must give birth to a beautiful baby girl in the elevator.

Max kisses Zack after they win a basketball game, then Zack insults Max making her feel bad since she really likes him. The basketball team then makes him go on a date with her so that she'll feel better, but then the date goes horribly wrong, with Zack revealing it wasn't his own decision to come, and Max feels worse than ever. Maddie helps London with her shopping problems.

Maddie and London compete with each other to get on the cover of a teen magazine. Cody convinces Moseby's employees to "pilot their own lives", which causes a lot of chaos.

A classmate named Agnes (Allie Grant) falls in love with Cody because he is the only pupil who isn't mean to her. She asks him out on a date, and Cody gets Zack to go on the date and revolt her. Agnes finds out it is really Zack, not Cody, on the date, and begins to like him, instead. London sets up her dog Ivana on a date with another rich dog. Ivana doesn't like the other dog, and falls in love with Maddie's dog, Scamp.

A commercial for the Tipton is being shot at the hotel. All of the employees have to audition. The director didn't like anybody who auditioned, but picked London because her father signs his paycheck. London is horrible, so she is fired and replaced by Mr. Moseby who trips and breaks his leg, so Carey (who had previously dated the director) does the commercial.

London likes a merit scholar (Zac Efron), and Maddie helps her to trick him into thinking she is smart. Cody moves into a coat closet because Zack is too messy and doesn't clean his side of the room. To Zack's surprise, Cody makes the room more "home" like by putting in a flat-screen TV and more. It has the gag out of the TV show The Odd Couple that Zack is like Oscar and Cody is like Felix.

Guest star: Zac Efron as Trevor.

The French Ambassador and his daughter visit the Tipton Hotel, and both Zack and Cody develop a crush on the daughter, Jolie, although neither of them know French. Following his mother's advice, Cody locks Zack in a coat closet, then hires Mr. Moseby to translate for him. He eventually gets to dance with Jolie, but while doing so, Zack arrives with 2 cards: One full of compliments and one full of insults. Cody takes the insults (which he mistakes for compliments) and the daughter goes to Zack. However, Bob, who speaks fluent French, gets Jolie at the end. Meanwhile, Esteban is upset when London can beat a street thief but he can't. To cheer him up, Maddie arranges a plan for Arwin to pretend to be a thief and let Esteban defeat him. Things go wrong when Arwin forgets about the plan and Esteban must fight a real thief instead.

Note: The waiter that said "Third door on the left" was also in the episode Shipnotized on Suite Life on Deck.

Maddie requires Zack and Cody's help to run a day care center. London takes Mr. Moseby and Carey to yoga lessons, but when London doesn't like the yoga teacher, she decides to be the teacher.

Co-star: Amita Balla as Tia

Zack and Cody make a hole in a wall, and Arwin helps them fix it. Zack and Cody then discover that they can see soccer girls in the next room, so they invite their friends to look in the hole too. They later get found out by Mr. Moseby and Carey and they all end up with a sore eye. Meanwhile, London transfers to Maddie's school and causes her to get a detention, later they pretend to be nuns from Finland.

Zack and Cody both run in a school election, and London and Maddie take sides: Maddie tries to help Cody and London tries to help Zack. At first, Zack was getting more attention (by making lies that the students will get ice cream, supermodels and a skate park if he is president). Later, Cody gets the attention after Zack drops out because he thought that Cody's ideas were better and he would want him to be president.

Mr. Moseby's smaller-in-size but older-in-age brother comes to the Tipton. He is very rich and they do not really like each other much. Zack and Cody get one bicycle together because they do not have enough money to get their own individual ones. However, Zack begins to keep the bike all for himself which makes Cody angry. Maddie and Esteban send London fake horoscopes to take advantage of her, which backfires when London finds out.

London steals Maddie's idea for a school assignment and turns it into a famous book. London's theft backfires when she is sued for a million dollars because Maddie's idea plagiarized a previous book. Meanwhile, Cody signs up for an advanced Calculus Math Class covering tables, Conversion and Convergences, but no one, even the teacher, shows up. Cody is jealous that Zack is acing woodshop, and signs up for it instead. He does not know anything about wood and ends up getting his first demerit and C.

Maddie and London's 16th birthday parties are scheduled on the same day, even though London's birthday was 6 months ago. London refuses to change her date out of selfishness and bribes people with gifts if they come to her party. Cody gets Maddie the perfect gift. Zack wants it, but Cody won't give it to him; he instead helps find Zack a suitable gift. Aside from her family, only Zack shows up at Maddie's party while everyone else goes to London's, thus earning a hug. Maddie and London both have a miserable time and in the end, reconcile and merge parties.

The Tipton is having a twin convention. Zack forces Cody, who was recently dumped by his girlfriend Irma, to go out on a double date with Janice and Jessica (Camilla and Rebecca Rosso), who are British identical twins. Maddie and London also go on a double date with twins, and Maddie ends up dating the geek twin who is really smart, yet disturbing; while London gets the handsome twin who is just as dumb as she is.

Note: At 4:00-4;05 when Bob tells Cody that he has been dumped by Irma, he says "Irma told Kim who told Phill who told Ashley who told Brenda who told Dylan who told Cole who told me." The names used are the first names of the cast members in the reverse of the sequence shown in the opening credits.

Zack wants Cody to drop out of the junior spelling bee because he owes the $30 to his competitor. London and Maddie do community service. London sees that her rival got in the newspaper for doing community service, so London brings the paparazzi with her to show off herself doing community service. Sister Dominick also always comes in at the wrong time when London is faking work and Maddie and her friends were pushed out of the way by London, all the credit to London while Maddie, Corrie, and Mary–Margaret are the ones doing ALL the work, and Maddie becomes infuriated as a result.

When the Tipton staff keeps losing at sports against Ilsa and the St. Mark crew, Zack tells them he is a good bowler, so they decide to play bowling against them. Arwin, however, has a fear of bowling, and quits. Zack is the best bowler on the Tipton team, but gets grounded for a month for playing a mean trick on Cody and can't help his team in a bowling contest against the St. Mark hotel, so Arwin has to fill in for him, regardless of a bowling accident that he experienced years ago.

Zack befriends a rich boy named Theo. He lavishes Zack with expensive gifts including tickets to a Boston Celtics game and a Black Eyed Peas concert. Zack also begins rejecting Cody, even refusing to attend his speech. After Theo tries to get Zack to tape the concert, Zack finally ends their friendship. He makes amends with Cody and agrees to attend his speech. Meanwhile, London and Maddie have to take care of a baby simulator for school, which keeps them up all night. Maddie mainly does all the work, while London does hardly any except buying him expensive clothing and giving Esteban the position of a nanny. The doll eventually falls out of a window and breaks. Maddie and London return it to Sister Dominic, expecting to fail, but she instead gives them an A+ for figuring out the purpose of the assignment. They are overjoyed, but Maddie gets in trouble when the recorder in the doll plays a message of her insulting Sister Dominic.

Guest stars: Monique Coleman as Mary Margaret, Vanessa Hudgens as Corrie, Mike Weinberg, Adrian R'Mante as Esteban

Arwin builds a machine called the P.U. (Parallel Universalizer) that can take anybody to an alternate universe. Zack and Cody use the machine to travel to a universe where everything is how they like it, but completely opposite of the normal universe: Paris Hilton is President, George Clooney is on the quarter, the Tipton hotel is the Fitzpatrick hotel because Maddie is the one who is rich, and not London. Carey is a successful singer, with Arwin being her producer (Carey is the one who has a crush on Arwin in the parallel Universe, not the other way around). Mr. Moseby's nickname is 'M' and he loves playing in the lobby and disturbing the guests. Lastly, Esteban is a cleaning lady. After spending a few days there, they become tired of it and return to the real universe. Arwin is told about Carey's crush on him and tries to go into the parallel Universe. Esteban dresses up as a cleaning lady for a party. Carey notices the George Clooney quarter and keeps it.

Co-stars: Mary Kate McGeehan as the Automated Voice, Adam Tait as the Radio Announcer

Arwin enters the Hotel Engineers' competition which is taking place at the Tipton. Zack and Cody find out that one of the competitors, Irv Weldon, is cheating, so they try to help Arwin win. London opens her own store and hires Maddie to be in it, but London keeps on insulting the guests and ruining business.

When Zack and Cody visit the park, they find out it is being cordoned off. Then a construction worker tells them they're going to knock down the tree of liberty and pave the park over into a parking lot. Cody writes an eighteen page letter to convince city hall not to pave the park, but they don't listen. Zack has a dream about the Boston Tea Party and finds out Liberty Park is where they planned it. This gives the construction workers reason to not pave it over. At the end, Mr. Moseby gets a restraining order not to tear down the park. Meanwhile, Esteban is taking a test to become a citizen of the United States.

A hotel patron claims he fell on Zack's skateboard. Zack and Cody find out that he faked the accident to get free things from the Tipton. The Tipton staff have to serve their "injured" guest with the best service they have, or risk the hotel's reputation being trashed by the man.

Absent: Brenda Song as London Tipton

Zack wants a job on the school paper because the only other job was on the band. He then uses his part of the paper (the "Ask Shirley" column) to get a girl named Darlene. London has trouble getting to sleep because there are diamond dust bunnies under her mattress.

Raven Baxter visits the Tipton and has a vision that Carey's birthday party will be full of chaos. Meanwhile, Maddie tries to get London to wear Raven's dress but London doesn't want to wear it, as it was not made by someone famous. Also, Cody fears if he will get any bad luck. Maddie tricks London into wearing the dress but London finds out, soon Hannah Montana shows up at the hotel and also wants the dress, so she fights for it with London.

Co-stars: Arturo Gil as Robot, Sharon Jordan as Irene, Brian Peck as Mirror, Adam Tait as reporter
Guest stars: Adrian R'Mante as Esteban, Brian Stepanek as Arwin
Special guest stars: Raven-Symoné as Raven Baxter, Tiffany Thornton as Tyler Sparks

After they miss the bus, Zack convinces Cody to skip school and go to the mall where they (along with Bob) meet Cody's favorite band, "Everything Stinks," who are shooting a music video. Cody wins a contest to have a part in the video as "Wing Lee", but before the shoot, Carey comes to the mall for shopping and Zack, Cody and Bob try to keep her from seeing them until she leaves. Meanwhile, London and her new step-mother (T Lopez) are having trouble getting along. When Carey finds out that Zack and Cody are ditching school along with Bob, she grounds Zack from movies, desserts, television and music, and Cody from reading for fun for a month and London and Brandi become friends after London apologizes to Brandi for saying all the mean things to her because of her annoyance, thanks to Mr. Moseby's advice.

Zack and Cody are in a school play. Cody and a girl named Gwen (Selena Gomez) are going out and Zack likes Vanessa. Zack gets a role in the play where he has to kiss Gwen. When they are practicing the kiss, Gwen starts to like Zack. Zack doesn't like her back. Vanessa likes Cody. Cody changes the kissing scene with help from Agnes (because she couldn't stand to see Zack kiss another girl). London changes the look of the hotel to bring good luck with the art of Feng Shui, but the arrangement causes more trouble than good. At first, Maddie finds a $100 bill, Esteban's parents get rich, and Moseby gets an exotic vehicle because his breaks down. But, Maddie is arrested since the bill was a fake, Esteban's parents go bankrupt, and Moseby's "exotic vehicle" is a bike.

It is International Week at Zack and Cody's school. A Japanese singer (Kumiko Mori as herself) visits the Tipton, and Zack uses her for his school project. When Zack loses the singer at school, Carey, Cody, and Zack end up performing for a large Japanese audience, until Kumiko returns. Meanwhile, London allows Maddie to select some of her old clothes in her closet. But the doorknob broke off the door, locking London and Maddie inside it.

Cody is concerned about his mother's new boyfriend, so he calls his father to the Tipton. Maddie plays a trick on London to get her to play volleyball well.

Esteban starts a ballroom dancing class to help earn money for his sister's quinceañera (15th birthday party, similar to a 'sweet 16'). Mr. Moseby schedules a ballroom dancing competition at the Tipton. The gang enters to win money for Esteban's sister's quinceañera.

Note: Jared Murillo, Ashley Tisdale's then-boyfriend, has a cameo in this episode. He is seen in the dance competition, but is not credited.
Absent: Ashley Tisdale as Maddie Fitzpatrick

When Zack and Cody take Jessica and Janice to the movies watching a horror movie, which their mother has told them not to see, Zack starts to sleepwalk and piles furniture against the hotel door in the lobby. Meanwhile, London pretends to be poor to impress a boy.

The boys become Wilderness Scouts, with Mr. Moseby as their leader. When all of their food disappears, Zack saves the team from starvation by finding wild food. Cody is jealous, and when he meets an old man (Tom Poston) who gives him food, Cody lies to the team and says that he found it himself. While the boys are away, Carey tries to have free time, but Maddie and London keep bothering her about a guy Maddie is dating. The guy is London's old boyfriend and she still likes him.

Note: This was Tom Poston's last role before his death.

A hawk makes a nest at the Tipton and causes havoc, so Mr. Moseby scares her away. When Cody finds that the hawk laid an egg, he cares for it while Zack films the hatching of the egg to sell on the internet. Cody continues to care for the baby hawk after the egg hatches, but when the baby hawk is ready to be released into the wild, Cody has a difficult time letting him go.

Absent: Brenda Song as London Tipton
Note: The name of the hawk, "Bubba," is also the name of Dylan and Cole Sprouse's dog.

Cody takes care of Carey when she is sick, but when Cody also falls ill, Zack needs to take care of them both. All of the employees at the Tipton try to win Employee of the Month by sabotaging all of the other employees' stations.

Co-star: Sharon Jordan as Irene the Concierge

Zack and Cody try to find summer jobs, so they convince Moseby to let them have the lounge on Monday nights, and they start an underage club. London gives Maddie some of her beauty products called Simply London, but turns out to have a side effect.

Zack and Cody enter a game show called "Risk It All". Maddie tries to retrieve an angry email that London accidentally sent to Mr. Moseby – which she didn't intend to send at all.

Moseby's grandmother, Rose Moseby (Phill Lewis in a dual role), comes to visit, and helps Zack with his history paper about "Fascinating Firsts of the 1940s", which he writes based on a man named Hugh Mulzac, whom according to Rose was the captain of the first desegregrated ship crew. But Zack gets a "D" because the teacher claims that the facts in Zack's paper are inaccurate, and he also gets a week of detention when Zack talks back trying to defend his assignment. Zack gets help from Grandma Moseby to prove Zack's history teacher was wrong. Meanwhile, London gets a job at Cluck Bucket with Maddie. When London causes Maddie to get her old job back as "Hillary Hen", Maddie becomes furious; but when London is in trouble, it is up to a reluctant Maddie to save her.

Zack & Cody go on a double date at mini golf. Zack stinks at it, but his date is great. Soon, Zack tries to get help from Mr. Moseby, who was an expert at mini golf. Zack returns to the mini golf course and proceeds to beat everyone sorely. Meanwhile, London starts a book club and Maddie gets tempted to join but realizes that the club isn't discussing about the book and Carey tries to live a healthier life.

A wheelchair basketball team is staying at the Tipton, giving Zack the opportunity to persuade his friend Jamie, now permanently using a wheelchair, to start playing the sport again. Maddie tries to make a film for her school project starring London and Lance.

Two television writers discover about the life of Zack & Cody, and sells a sitcom about the show, and everyone gets to go there to watch it. Although, when Zack and Cody's actors don't work out, Zack and Cody are offered to take their place.

Note: Rich Correll, who is actually the director of the show, plays the TV Director.

Zack and Cody accept the offer to become the stars of the television show, although Cody gets stage fright and can't act, leading to a fight, so Carey gives them a timeout. During the timeout, some twins (guest stars The Veronicas) sing in front of the audience, and the writers fire Zack & Cody and hire them. Meanwhile, London and Maddie sneak onto a movie set to see a cute actor, and the director mistakes them for stunt doubles.

Note: The Veronicas perform their song "Cry" when asked to sing in front of the audience.

When London comes back from Peru, she brings back a lot of artifacts, including an ancient necklace and a mummy, which Esteban says is cursed. Zack and Cody want to see the mummy, so they sneak into the suite to see it, but accidentally push it out of the window. As a result, Zack disguises Cody as the mummy until Zack can get the real one. However, Maddie and Esteban feel the mummy should go back where it came from, so they dress up one of Maddie's old dolls to look like the mummy and switch with the one on display (which is really Cody). Eventually, they all find out the original mummy is a fake.

Guest star: Adrian R'Mante as Esteban

After Cody becomes class valedictorian, because of passing all of his classes, Zack finds out that he has failed English and is unable to graduate so he has to attend summer school. After the boys' father Kurt comes over to visit to take some time off from his tour so he can watch his boys graduate, he lies to his parents, making them believe that he passed and that he will graduate as Zack sneaks into graduation and stealing someone's cap and gown and pretending to get a diploma by shooting a spitball at one of the teachers. However, at the party they throw for the boys' graduation, he is overcome with guilt and announces in front of everyone that he has failed English and that he didn't graduate and Zack is forced to give Kurt back his favorite vintage guitar that Kurt gave to him. Meanwhile, Maddie becomes a camp counselor and finds that she needs to spend the summer with a group of juvenile girls including Holly, the little con-artist and hustler from "Have a Nice Trip".

Co-stars: James Campbell as Harrison, Hope Shapiro as Principal

Cody searches for a summer job, and finds a "help wanted" sign at the local mini-mart. When the owner realizes Cody is friends with London, he will only hire Cody if he will set him up on a date with her. Meanwhile, Zack repeats English in summer school, but when Zack discovers he is the smartest student in his summer school class, all the other kids give him three hanging wedgies but in the end he tutors them too which causes them to pass the entire summer school class. Zack later finds the wedgies strangely relaxing.

Title reference: The phrase "Now is the winter of our discontent," from Shakespeare's Richard III
Guest stars: Tara Lynne Barr as Haley, Adam Cagley as Brick, Jareb Dauplaise as Wayne Wormser, Mary Scheer as Mrs. Bird, Tyler Steelman as Mark, Kara Taitz as Millicent

Since Zack is done with summer school now that he has passed English, Carey asks him if he wants to find a summer job. When the girls at camp overhear Maddie on the phone with London, they report the latest juicy gossip to the tabloids. Since all the news is saying that London can't swim, she starts taking swim lessons with Lance. After he teaches her to swim in a shallow pool, she falls in love with him. Arwin takes Zack in as his assistant, but Zack doesn't want to do all the required dirty work, so he hides in the mini-mart as Zack ends up getting a job there.

Zack and Cody wish upon a star and become superheroes. Zack gets super speed and Cody gets telekinesis and can read minds. However, Mr. Moseby has become a super villain called the Mean-ager, whose evil plot is to turn all kids into adults with the help of his minions, Bellboy (Esteban) and the Engineer (Arwin). However, in the end, Zack finds out it was only a dream after he ate three slices of cold pizza before going to bed.

Guest stars: Charlie Stewart as Bob, Brian Stepanek as Arwin, Adrian R'Mante as Esteban

At the mini-mart, Cody does all the work but Zack gets all the credit. With the help of Arwin, Cody gets a machine to help him with his job. But when the machine breaks and causes total chaos in the store, Cody gets fired, and Zack tries to help Cody get his job back. Meanwhile, London doesn't know how to present Lance to her friends, because Lance embarrasses her constantly.

A competing mini-mart issues a competition to see who can bag items faster. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby's niece, Nia (Giovonnie Samuels), comes to the Tipton and works as the candy counter girl in Maddie's absence. Instead of preparing for the challenge, Zack and Cody are goofing off at a party with London and Nia.

Note: This is the first appearance of Nia Moseby.
Guest star: Giovonnie Samuels as Nia

To impress Stacey (Meaghan Jette Martin), Cody tells her that she can have her birthday slumber party in London's hotel suite while she is in Scotland but, when London comes home early, Zack, Cody, and Nia must find a way to keep London out of the suite. Meanwhile, Carey is constantly pursued by a barbershop quartet named The Mellow Notes because she is so beautiful. In the end, Cody, Zack, and Nia confess everything, making Stacey lose interest in Cody and the three grounded. Also, the barbershop quartet has Moseby join the band and they sing to Carey.

Guest stars: Giovonnie Samuels as Nia, Meaghan Jette Martin as Stacey, Raini Rodriguez as Betsy

Arwin couldn't fix things right because his mother re-married and moved out. When Zack and Cody invite Arwin over for dinner and stay overnight, he won't seem to leave, because he doesn't want to be alone. Carey is getting annoyed at him so she forces Zack and Cody to make him go. Meanwhile, Lance dumps London and she wants to find a way to get back with him.

Guest stars: Samantha Droke as Wanda, Megan Hilty as Enid, Aaron Musicant as Lance, Giovonnie Samuels as Nia, Brian Stepanek as Arwin Hawkhauser

London (even though she can't sing or dance) gets the role of Sharpay in their school production of High School Musical instead of Maddie because Mr. Tipton is financing the director's play ("Floss") on Broadway. Zack has to work backstage for detention and Cody gets the part of Troy.

Guest stars: Mitchell Whitfield as Mr. Blaine, Mark Indelicato as Antonio
Co-stars: Emily Morris as Kelsi, Adam Tait as Mr.Tipton

It is the first day of high school for Zack and Cody. Zack finds a new crush, Amber, (Kay Panabaker). Cody saves Bob from Vance, the school bully, Nia gets in trouble for defending Zack, and Mark (from Zack's summer school class in "Summer of Our Discontent") gets Cody's help to learn to be a geek and Cody and Vance get in trouble for fighting in the classroom and the two end up in detention along with Zack, Nia and Mark after Ms. Millitich, the school principal discovers the incident. London attends public school for the first time (after being expelled again from Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow), in which she is out to tear down lockers for her own personal lounge.

Guest stars: Kay Panabaker as Amber, Blythe Auffarth as Ellen, Kathy Najimy as Ms. Millitich, Giovonnie Samuels as Nia, Matt Angel as Vance

Zack tries to negotiate a better contract for Carey as the Tipton's nightly singer to Mr. Moseby so they could stay at the Tipton. After losing her science tutor, London asks and pays Cody to help her with her project. Nia also wants Cody's help and bribes him with concert tickets to Yo Yo Ma. Cody quits and London and Nia combine their machines, inventing a French Fry maker.

Guest star: Giovonnie Samuels as Nia

It is Halloween at the Tipton. When looking for Arwin, Zack and Cody accidentally release a robot Frankenstein monster (created by Arwin), who is almost an exact replica of Arwin. The employees think 'Arwinstein' is Arwin in his costume for Halloween. Meanwhile, London is hosting a Halloween party at the Tipton, which has a costume contest, and the winner gets diamonds. Arwinstein shows up at the party and becomes the winner of London's costume contest. Soon, Arwinstein kidnaps Carey and everyone finds out that Arwinstein is a monster.

Maddie returns and does not get along with Nia at all, while Esteban and Patrick are also fighting. Carey then gets into an argument with Patrick, after saying he was making noise during her performance. Meanwhile, when Zack causes some customers to leave, he and Cody schedule a bug convention at the Tipton to make it up to Mr. Moseby. However, Zack who is afraid of bugs, accidentally releases the bugs into the Tipton. Mr. Moseby makes arrangements for a seminar to be held at the Tipton for himself, Arwin, Esteban, Patrick, Carey, Millicent, Maddie, London, and Nia to help them to learn to respect their co-workers.

Guest stars: Giovonnie Samuels as Nia, Pat Finn as Sandy Butteaux, Kara Taitz as Millicent

Cody becomes jealous of the new violinist Sergay, a Russian prodigy. When Sergay starts to flirt with Barbara, Cody's girlfriend, he becomes jealous and determined to win her back at the orchestra's performance at the Tipton. Meanwhile, London wants to learn the business of the Tipton hotel, so she shadows all the jobs in the Tipton, including the bellboy and maid, and causes chaos for the guests and all the employees. But when she goes for Mr. Moseby's job, she realizes all the nasty things the workers at the Tipton have to say about her.

Note: This episode was part of Disney Channel's November 2007 "Night of Premieres".
Guest star: Sharon Jordan as Irene the Concierge, Sophie Oda as Barbara

Zack and Cody each invite a girl over at their father's empty apartment at the same time without the other knowing it. Meanwhile, London teaches Esteban how to act rich because his family inherits the throne to his country, but ends up ruining everything for Esteban and when a military coup d'etat has overthrown Esteban's royal family, all his luxury items are subject to repossession, forcing Esteban to go back to his old job as a bellhop. Esteban's friend, a hot dog vendor named Hector, takes the place as a rich person and goes Island Shopping with London.

Guest stars: Amanda Gallo as Abby, Rolando Molina as Hector, Sophie Oda as Barbara, Adrian R'Mante as Esteban, Tyler Steelman as Mark, Rachel Thorp as Cassandra, Robert Torti as Kurt Martin

Cody helps London with her website Yay Me! Starring London Tipton and produces a video on her site. Zack gets addicted to Medieval Magic Quest, an online game. Mr. Moseby is playing the game too, so they become friends online. Cody is tired of all the things London makes him do (wearing high heels, etc.), so he quits. London's site then starts to get less viewers and she apologizes to Cody, inviting him back to be the producer. Meanwhile, Zack and Mr. Moseby discover each other's identity in the game and they later try to quit because the game proves to be addictive.

Guest star: Brittany Curran as Chelsea
Co-star: Sharon Jordan as Irene the Concierge

Tony Hawk checks into the Tipton; Maddie and London each have a crush on their fencing instructor. While Zack and Cody are doing their science project, the problem is that Cody has a fear of germs, and when Zack makes a mistake when analyzing a germ from the kitchen and thinks it is a toxic type of black mold, the rumor spreads through the hotel and everyone starts panicking. Cody gets over his fear after he realizes that he can't go skateboarding with Tony Hawk wearing an anti-germs suit.

Zack and Cody befriend Travis, a kid whom they rope into helping them impress their dates because his father works on a cruise ship. They then bail on Travis and go out with their dates, but lets Travis go with the girls instead. Maddie finds a stranger's phone whom she thinks is her crush (because she and the stranger have many of the same interests, which she found out on the lost phone). At the end, the owner of the phone was an old man, but Maddie takes an interest in the old man's grandson named Jeffrey.

Special guest star: Jaden Smith as Travis

Zack tries out for the high school basketball team but realizes there's some stiff competition, the kind he didn't face in middle school, and worse yet, the giant, in-your-face Coach Little (Michael Clarke Duncan). Meanwhile, when they're rejected as cheerleaders, Cody and London form their own cheer-leading squad with the help of Mr. Moseby, who ends up doing a jumping cheer and landing right into the arms of a gruff Coach Little.

Note: This is the last appearance of Giovonnie Samuels with her role of Nia Moseby only in Season 3

Guest stars: Sophie Oda as Barbara, Giovonnie Samuels as Nia, Kaycee Stroh as Leslie, Tara Lynne Barr as Haley, Camilla and Rebecca Rosso as Janice and Jessica Ellis, Daniella Monet as Dana, Michael Clarke Duncan as Coach Little

When Zack and Cody are grounded and forbidden to leave their suite for the rest of the week, Maddie steps in for Cody as the producer of London's Internet show. In order to win the Golden Netty award, Cody sneaks out and gets The Cheetah Girls as guest stars for London's show but is surprised when he finds out that Maddie has already booked Chris Brown as a guest star. In the end Carey finds out and goes on a rampage against the blatant disobedience of her sons, scaring Chris, the Cheetah Girls, and the live audience, and angrily grounds Zack and Cody again in rage. It ends up that Maddie and Cody both win the Golden Netty and Zack and Cody's mother was the top download of the week.

Zack and Cody get an offer to stay in the King Neptune suite on the SS Tipton with their mother if she will sing, however, they don't tell her that she will have to sing, and after a couple hours she finds out herself. Since Carey does not think it is a vacation if she has to work, she offers to pay for her room herself, although the only room she can afford is the "Sardine Suite" in other words the storage room. Also, Sardine Suite members only get fed one small plate of food a day. Carey finally gives in and agree's to sing. Unfortunately, she falls asleep in the sun and gets a sunburn, no longer able to perform. Zack and Cody then perform in her place, stating that because their mother has made so many sacrifices for them, it is time they made a sacrifice for her. When the uptight cruise director says this is not authorized, the audience applauds Zack and Cody and says they put on a great show. Meanwhile in Boston, London is hosting a 24-hour telethon during her "Yay Me!" Staring London Tipton" broadcast. In this episode of "Yay Me" London takes Maddies advice to raise money for the less fortunate through phone pledges. They plan to have special guests come in from around the world and perform to help the cause. However, a blizzard occurs, which prevents any of London's guests for her broadcast to get to the hotel (since the roads have all been closed). Therefore, they are forced to improvise, which include Mr. Moseby jumping through a hoop like a dog, Maddie and London performing a ventriloquist act, and London spinning plates. After almost the full 24 hours, London gets tired and decides to log off. Then they realize that their internet connection has been lost for over twenty three hours and that all their performances had been for nothing. Instead, they decide to give the left-over food from the Tipton to the food shelter once or twice a week.

Guest stars: Nicole Sullivan as Miss Klotz
Co-star: Sharon Jordan as Irene the Concierge

The news of a visit from Mr. Tipton gets the employees excited and they start reminiscing about their good deeds, while thinking about who deserves a possible $50,000 bonus. When Mr. Tipton arrives he is in a bad mood, which means somebody will be fired and nobody will get the raise. All fingers point to Carey because of the boys' mishaps, but Zack & Cody come up with a plan, involving Muriel, to protect their mother. Muriel makes a mistake in front of Mr. Tipton and he fires her, not realizing that she had already retired some time ago, also Mr. Moseby accidentally breaks the vase in the hotel.

Notes: This is a flashback episode and aired during "The Suite Life and Times of London Tipton" marathon.