List of fictional musical works

This is a list of fictional musical works that are referenced or referred to by title, or sometimes by excerpt, in works of fiction or media. They are similar to fictional books in that they can be used to add to the plot of a fictional work or to add humour.

Fictional songs and singles

From Clone High by JFK

• Away in a Taco: "Away in a taco / No spice for my lamb." (parody of “Away in a Manger”)
• Lighting the Snowman
• You're a Mean One Mrs. Wench (parody of “You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”)
• Snowflake, Snowflake, Snowflake (The Snowflake Song): "Snowflake, snowflake, snowflake, / I made you out of snow." (parody of "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel")
• Snowflake Jake is Cumin to Town (parody of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”)
• Cayenne the Red-Ground Pepper (parody of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
• Jerky Balls I: "Jerky balls, jerky balls / jerky, beef jerky." (parody of “Jingle Bells”)
• O Come All Ye Wenches (parody of “O Come All Ye Faithful”)
• Hark the Spicy Wenches Sing (parody of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”)
• Jerky Balls II: "Jerky balls, tasty balls, / Balls of meat, jerked so sweet." (parody of “Silent Night”)
• The 12 Days of Spiritual Spiciness (parody of “The 12 Days of Christmas”)
• I Saw Mommy Banging Snowflake Jake (parody of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”)
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Giant Snowflake Wheel (parody of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)
• Rock of Sages ('Mprove My Soup) (parody of “Rock of Ages”)
• Jerky Ball Rock (parody of “Jingle Bell Rock”)
• O Cannonball (parody of “O Tannenbaum”)
• Little Rumproast Boy (parody of “Little Drummer Boy”)
• Meatshanks We Have Cured On High (parody of “Angels We Have Heard On High”)
• Oh Little Slice of Honeyham (parody of “O Little Town of Bethlehem”)
• Feliz Spicydad (The Piña Colada Song) (parody of “Feliz Navidad”)
• Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Snowflake Day: “It’s a Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Snowflake Day”

From Espedair Street by Iain Banks

By Frozen Gold

• "2000 AM"
• "Across From The Moon And Down"
• "After-burn"
• "And So The Spell Is Ended"
• "Another Rainy Day"
• "Answer and Question"
• "Apocalypso"
• "Balance"
• "Blind Again"
• "Cry About You"
• "European"
• "Frozen Gold"
• "The Good Soldier"
• "Love in Transit"
• "No Lesson For Us"
• "Oh Cimmaron"
• "Old Budapest"
• "Route 666", originally titled "25/68"
• "Single Track"
• "Slider"
• "The Way It goes"
• "Whisper"
• "You'd Never Believe"

By Daniel Weir

• "Espedair Street"

From The Fairly OddParents

By Chip Skylark (a caricature of his voice actor, Chris Kirkpatrick from 'N Sync)

• "Find Your Voice (Chip off the Old Chip)"
• "Icky Vicky (Boys in the Band)"
• "My Shiny Teeth and Me (Shiny Teeth)"

By miscellaneous characters

• "The Nag (You Doo)"- Performed by Wanda (Susan Blakeslee) and Cosmo (Darran Norris)

From Still Crazy by Strange Fruit

• "All Over the World"
• "Bird On a Wire"
• "Black Moon"
• "Dangerous Things"
• "Dirty Town"
• "Scream Freedom"
• "The Flame Still Burns"
• "What Might Have Been""

From The Simpsons

• "Baby on Board" by the Be Sharps, in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
• "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" by Kirk Van Houten in "A Milhouse Divided"
• "Cats and Dogs"
• "The Children are Our Future"
• "Drop da Bomb!", a single by the Party Posse in "New Kids on the Blecch"
• "I Do Believe We're Naked" by Funky See Funky Do, from episode "Radio Bart"
• "I'm Gonna Find Me a Genie With a Magic Bikini" by Johnny Calhoun, from episode "Homer the Heretic"
• "Politically Incorrect" by Sadgasm in "That 90's Show"
• "Margerine" by Sadgasm in "That 90's Show"
• "Mental House Rock"
• "Moe Moe Moe" by The Moe Szyslak Connection
• "Simpsons Boogie" by The Simpsons, in "Behind the Laughter"
• "Simpsons Christmas Boogie" by The Simpsons, in "Behind the Laughter"
• "Shave Me" by Sadgasm in "That 90's Show"
• "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well", a charity single by various celebrities from the show and Sting. This was also featured in the episode "Radio Bart"

By Lurleen Lumpkin in "Colonel Homer" and "Papa Don't Leech"

• "Bagged Me a Homer"
• "Bunk With Me Tonight"
• "Daddy's Back (And I'm Feelin' Like A Daughter Again)"
• "Stand by Your Manager"
• "Your Wife Don't Understand You, But I Do"

From Uptown Girls

• "Charmed Life" by Neal Fox
• "Molly Smiles" by Tommy Gunn
• "Night of Love" by Neal Fox
• "Sheets of Egyptian Cotton" by Neal Fox
• "Spinning Around the Sun" by Neal Fox

From Discworld novels

• "Amber & Jasper" (trad.), from Moving Pictures
• "Anarchy In Ankh-Morpork" by Ande Supporting Bandes, from Soul Music
• "Ankh-Morpork! Ankh-Morpork! So good they named it Ankh-Morpork!", from Reaper Man
• "Ankh-Morpork Malady", from Reaper Man
• "Carry Me Away From Old Ankh-Morpork", from Reaper Man
• "Gathering Rubharb" (trad.), from Soul Music
• "The Gold Song" (trad.) from Wyrd Sisters
• "The Hedgehog Song" (trad.) from Wyrd Sisters
• "I Fear I'm Going Back To Ankh-Morpork" Reaper Man
• "Om Is Trampling The Ungodly With Hooves of Hot Iron" (trad.) from Small Gods
• "Something's Gotten Into My Beard" by We're Certainly Dwarfs, from Soul Music
• "The Streets of Ankh-Morpork", from Reaper Man
• "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob On The End" (trad.), from Wyrd Sisters

By the Band With Rocks In, from Soul Music

• "Good Gracious, Miss Polly"
• "Pathway To Paradise"
• "Sioni Bod Da"
• "Sto Helit Lace"
• "There's A Great Deal Of Shaking Happening"

By The Rutles

• "My Ronnie"
• "Twist and Rut"
• "Tragical History Tour"
• "The Fool On the Pill"
• "Lying"
• "Blue Gay Way"
• "Your Mother Should Go"
• "I Am the Waitress"
• "W.C. Fields Forever"
• "Denny Lane"
• "Abie You're a Rich Man"
• "All You Need Is Lunch"

By Mulligan and O'Hare

Original songs

• "The Day the Donkey Derby Came to Town"
• "Le Ne De La En Que Ont Français"
• "My Rose Has Left Me"
• "Frustrated by Weeds"
• "The Parsons Crack"
• "Bring on the Corncobs"
• "Engravings"
• "Shepherds Pies"
• "We've Made a Woman Pregnant"
• "Hot Dog! What Hot Dog?"
• "At This Stage, I Cannot Say"
• "House Fire"
• "Soul Survivors"

Cover versions

• "Another Day in Paradise"
• "It's Raining Men"
• "When a Child is Born"
• "Love in an Elevator"
• "The Who Live at Leeds"
• "Brimful of Asha"
• "What are You Going to Do with a Chimney on Ya"

from MADtv

• "Aren't Asians Great", by Gwen Stefani
• "Beautiful" by James Blunt
• "Beyoncé" by Destiny's Child
• "The Black Tirade", by My Chemical Romance
• "Bomb Bomb Bomb" by P Diddy & Kim Jong-il
• "Chavez" by Ricky Martin
• "Chestnuts Roasting as I Open Fire" by 50 Cent
• "Consensual by Kobe Bryant
• "Cool Mossy Grass" by Frieda O'Keefe
• "Country Slammer" by George "Dubya" Bush Featuring Li'l Dick Cheney
• "C.R.A.P" by 50 Cent
• "Deck The Hoes' by Ja Rule
• "Dominus Hominus" by Alvin and the Chipmunks
• "The Dukes Are Not Worth Watching" by Jessica Simpson Not featuring Nick Lachey
• "Eggs Benedictus" by Alvin and the Chipmunks
• "Frosty my Dopeman"
• "**** the Halls"
• "*****ing Lucky" by Hillary Clinton
• "Gangsta Lover" by Eve featuring Alicia Keys
• "Get Paid" by Snoop Dogg
• "Gotta Find Food" by Jeff Probst and Barry Gibb
• "Greatest". by R. Kelly
• "Hey Mad" by Orlando Jones (parody of Outkast's "Hey Ya!")
• "Hot up Here" by Father Kelly
• "I Gotta Go Before I Come" by Sugar Foote
• "I'm Not a Child" by Britney Spears
• "Jingle Jangle" by Booknoodle
• "Jingle Those Balls" by Lil' Kim
• "John" by NSYNC
• "Jungle Balls" by Inside Looking Out
• "Kiss My Big Black Ass" by Little Hassan Taylor
• "Kiss My Big Black Ass Part II" by Little Hassan Taylor
• "Kyrie Nightly" by Alvin and the Chipmunks
• "I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress" by Ol' Dirty Bastard
• "I'm More Wizer" by Britney Spears (Nicole Parker; parody of "Womanizer")
• "It's a Vancome Life" by Vancome Lady Featuring Mase
• "The Land That I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne
• "Lick My Baby Back Behind" by Britney Spears
• "Like I Am You" by Justin Timberlake
• "Love Muffin" by Mariah Carey
• "Mambo #6" by Bill Clinton
• "Me Against Madonna" by Britney Spears featuring Madonna
• "My Predicament" by Britney Spears
• "My Slump" by The Black Eyed Peas featuring George W. Bush
• "The Narcissist" by Coldplay
• "Neverland Ranch" by Michael Jackson featuring Chingy
• "Never Stop The Dance" by Nsync
• "Open The Door Honky" by Little Hassan Taylor
• "No One Really Likes Us Much" by Crooked Hillary and Dangerous Donald
• "Not Insane" by Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey
• "Obama" by Hillary Clinton featuring Barack Obama
• "Outloved" by Jeff Probst and Céline Dion
• "Posin" by Limp Bizkit
• "Prostitution" by Jewl
• "Pucker up and Suck It"
• "Put Your Clothes On Fatty" by Jeff Probst
• "Sad Fifty' by 50 Cent
• "Syphilis Girl" by Nelly Furtado & Timbaland
• "Thirsty for Love" by Sugar Foote
• "This Is The Land That I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne
• "This We Promise You" by NSync
• "Translation" by Shakira
• "Virginal" by Christina Aguilera
• "Wash Me" by Alanis Morissette
• "Whatever Dont Matter" by Shakira
• "The Wrong Song" Sisqo
• "You Are The Love of My Life" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne
• "You Are the One that I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne
• "You Sound Like Me" by The Calling, Creed, Pearl Jam, Ray Charles

by Gangsta Shop Quartet

• "America's Most Addicted"
• "Back to Nam Sam"
• "Big Booty Ho"
• "Bitchy Slap Party"
• "Give Up That Car"
• "Head Full of Lead"
• "Rice Fatty Patty"
• "Up In Ya"

by Darlene McBride

• "Big Chief Sitting Pretty"
• "Big Red Neck"
• "Bleedin' Hearts"
• "Clinton's Pants"
• "Dances With White Woman"
• "The Devil's Takin' Over"
• "Food Stamp Shuffle"
• "Foggy Marriage Breakdown"
• "Geroni-Homo"
• "God Is Watching You"
• "Gore's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire"
• "Gun Rack Serenade"
• "Hanoi Jane"
• "He May Be Trailer Trash To You But He's A Trailer Treasure To Me"
• "Hey Beastie Boys, Go Back to Israel"
• "Hey Señorita"
• "Hey Stupid. Did You Know You Were Adopted?"
• "Hey There, Miss Baby Killer"
• "Hillary The Red-Horned Clinton"
• "How! How! How Do I Get A Job!"
• "Hush. Little Crack Baby"
• "I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded When I Accidentally Shot Your Whore"
• "I Left My Fruity Son In San Francisco"
• "In-A-Godda-We-Trusta"
• "Janet Reno"
• "Jesus Was Never A Jew"
• "KKK-That's My Favorite Letter"
• "I Don't Brake for Hippies"
• "I Know Where Daddy Keeps His Gun"
• "I'm Thankful"
• "I'll Be Workin' On Martin Luther King Day"
• "I Like My Men Straight"
• "The Lord Loves the NRA"
• "Marriage Ain't for the Gays"
• "Mary Didn't Have a Lamb"
• "Mr. Dot-Head"
• "Nothin' Would Be Sweeter"
• "Nothing Would Be Finer"
• "Pee-Pee On Your Tepee"
• "Peyote Coyote"
• "The Real Brown Lady"
• "Santa You Old Pedophile"
• "Slim (Featuring Dido)"
• "Song To My Daughters"
• "The Only China I Like is White"
• "The Things We White Folks Love"
• "They're Poor for a Reason"
• "What's So Bad About the Back of the Bus?"
• "White Power Christmas"
• "Y2K"
• "You Say Kabbalah, I Say Crapola"

from The Also People (Doctor Who)

• "Adjudicator's Truth" by Hiths With Attitude
• "God Knows All About It" by Johnny Chess
• "Preaching to the Converted" by Johnny Chess
• "Reptile Beach" by Third Eye
• "Seen The Glory" by Comes The Trickster
• "Tears of Rust" by Cyberblind
• "Travelling Man Blues" by Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart
• "What My Mama Told Me" by Jesse Parker

from Saturday Night Live

• "The Awesome Song"
• "Bunny Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira
• "Can You Feel the Love Tonight (On Your Nipples and Crotch)" by Elton John
• "Chocolate Lovin'" by JaMarcus Brothers
• "Clint's Theme" by Clint Eastwood
• "Debussy's "Clair de Lune" (The "Put Your Thumb In It" Song)"
• "Delicious Memories" by Garth & Kat
• "Directions To Grandma’s House" by Garth & Kat
• "Mozart's "Piano Concerto No. 20" (The Let's Get The Dog High" Song) "
• "Handel's "Water Music" ("Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!")
• "Muzorgksy's "Pictures at na Exhibition" (The "Lyle Alzado Is Awesome" Song)"
• "Schubert's "Ava Maria" (The "Lorena Bobbitt Rap")"
• "Strauss's "Thus Spake Zarathrusta""
• "Delicious Memories" by Garth and Cat
• "Directions to Grandma's House" by Garth and Cat
• "Dog Trial Is Over" by Florence and the Machine
• "Growing up Bacon" by The Bacon Brothers
• "Heimeytown" by Jesse Jackson
• "Holiday Love" by Air Supply
• "Kill The White People" by Tyrone Green
• "The Lady I Know" by Derek Stevens
• "Let’s Take a Shower, I’ll Go First and Then You Can Go: by JaMarcus Brothers
• "Office Bunnies"
• “Pilgrims Are Always Friendly Unless They’re Pushed To Their Limit But There’s Not One Pilgrim Who’s Going To Be Mad Forever, Right?” by Garth and Cat
• "Theme From Bunny Business" by Randy Newman
• "The Say No To Drugs Shuffle" by the Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew
• "The Stay In School Shuffle" by Jim McMahon
• "Wham Bam Bambi" by Ludacris
• "Where Does My Penis Go Point to Where" by JaMarcus Brothers

from Drawn Together

• "Black Chick's Tongue"
• "Board Of Education"
• "Choca Y Muere"
• "Crashy Smashy Die Die Die"
• "God Is Watching Everything You Do"
• "La La La La Labia"
• "Lengua Morena"
• "Ling-ling Battle Song"
• "Ling-ling Lament"

from Newton's Wake by Ken MacLeod

• "Giant Lizards From Another Star" by Winter and Calder
• "Great Old Ones" by Winter and Calder
• "We're The Atomic Blasters" by Winter and Calder
• "Winter and Calder" by Winter and Calder

from X-Play

• "Spock 'n Roll All Night"
• "Worf (There He Is!)"
• "Khan"
• "Buy Me Love"
• "Anarchy for the UFP"
• "Uhura Through the Grapevine"
• "Seven of Ninety Nine Luftballoons"
• "Ferengi's Got Back"
• "Borgs Just Want to Have Fun"
• "Walk This Janeway"
• "Klingon Me Softly With His Song"

from Doug

• "Killer Tofu" by The Beets
• "I Need More Allowance" by The Beets
• "I Sneezed On My Face" by The Beets
• "Think Big (One Little Voice) (Banging on a Trashcan)"
• "Where's My Sock?" by The Beets
• "You Gotta Shout Your Lungs Out" by The Beets

Miscellaneous

• "12 Years a Slave" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Achy Breaky Head" by Reginald Denny from In Living Color
• "Armageddon/Deep Impact" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Am I Black Or White?" by Michael Jackson from In Living Color
• "Animal Farm!", "Beasts of England" and "Comrade Napoleon", anthems in Animal Farm by George Orwell
• "Awesome Feeling" by Love Sentence from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• "Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby" by The Towelettes from The Cleveland Show
• "Baby's Got Snacks" by Trall mix-A-Lot from In Living Color
• "Baroque-A-Mo" by The Bach Boys from Brevity
• "Bing Bing Bing", mentioned in Watch Your Mouth by Daniel Handler
• "Blacklist Blues", by Blacklist from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• "Burning Deep Inside", by Smokey Floyd from Raising Hope
• "Butter on a Poptart" by Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy
• "Casserole Was Delicious" from Zits
• "CDIX" by The Bach Boys from Brevity
• "Come Visit Me Dawg" by Little Brittle from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• "Crank That Artichoke" by Sergeant Gutter from The Boondocks
• "Devil Take Me" by Moloch, from CHiPs
• "Dick Riding Obama" by Will.I.Am feat Thugnificent from The Boondocks
• "Dirty Boy, from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Discipline Makes Me A Better Person" from Zits
• "Disco Girl", by ABBA from Gravity Falls
• "Disturbia" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez" by Sir Loin from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• "Do The Fonzie" by Leather and the Suedes, from Happy Days
• "Drivin' Down the Street"
• "Droop There It Is" by Hag Team, by Snoop Dogg from In Living Color
• "Drunk Drunk Again" by Seal, from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Every single girl I've ever met" by Justin Beaver from Sonic Boom
• "Fan Kill" by Rebecca, from Forever Knight
• "Farewell to Summer", from Sally Forth
• "Fifty Shades of Grey" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Floss" (Unproduced) by Mr. Blaine, from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
• "FuckGranddad" by Lethal Interjection Crew from The Boondocks
• "Get Crow" by Crow Rida, from Robot Chicken
• "Girl,I like you" by Justin Beaver from Sonic Boom
• "Girl You Taste Like My Uncle" by Incest Insync from The Soup
• "Girl You Don't Need A Backstage Pass" by Boyz4Now from Bob's Burgers
• "Goldberg Vibrations" by The Bach Boys from Brevity
• "Gonna Buy Me A Rainbow" by Meg & The Griffins, from Family Guy
• "Grab em by the Pizza" by "Weird Al" Yankovic from @midnight
• "Grandma's Frozen on the Porch Swing" from Married... with Children
• "Help Me, Rondo!" by The Bach Boys from Brevity
• "Hey, Baby Doll" by Danny Collins from Danny Collins
• "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Mongols" by Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy
• "Home Bowl" by Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire Family Guy
• "Homies Over Hoes" by Gangstalicious from The Boondocks
• "Hug the Police" from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Humpin' Around" by Bill Clinton from, In Living Color
• "I Gotta Be Me and Some of Him" bt Little Tex from American Dad!
• "iHate Therefore iPad" by Distended Warranty, from Attack of the Show
• "I Love the Ho Ho Hos" by J-Jizzy from The Perfect Holiday
• "I Love You Like a Blister" by Squashed Wombats from Nickelodeon Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles magazine
• "Imposter" by Snow from, In Living Color
• "I Can't Tie My Shoes" from, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "I'm Going to Drink Drink Drink Until the Toilet Bowl is Dry" from, The Flying McCoys
• "I Need Candy" by MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• "I Saw Mommy Capping Santa Claus" by J-Jizzy from The Perfect Holiday
• "I Should Appreciate My Mom More" from Zits
• "I Should Really Use Less Data" from Zits
• "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• "Is That Rudolph's Nose or Daddy's" from Married... with Children
• "I Want to Scoot Across the Rug with you" from, The Flying McCoys
• "It Was a KKK Day" by Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton from, In Living Color
• "I've Got Something In My Front Pocket" from South Park
• "Jolly Fat Man" from Teen Titans Go!
• "Jumanji" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Lawnmower Man" by Ray Parker, Jr. from Key and Peele
• "Let Me Hold You" (Little Man) by Dewey Cox from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
• "Let's Do Jewish Stuff", from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Let's Go To The Mall" by Robin Sparkles, from How I Met Your Mother
• "Let's Put the Lights on the Trailer" from Married... with Children
• "Lick My Love Pump" by Spinal Tap
• "Little Billy's not my Lover" by Michael Jackson, from In Living Color
• "Little Brother" by Red Shirt Blue Shirt, from Family Guy
• "Lose Cases", from Late Night with Seth Meyers
• "Mama's Gonna Kick Me Out" by Jimmie Walker L.L Cool J.J, from In Living Color
• "Mama Likes to Party (Chris's Song)" by Stewie Griffin, from Family Guy
• "Moist & Juicy" by Chris Stapleton, from Jimmy Kimmel Live
• "Mommy and Daddies Room" by Red Shirt Blue Shirt, from Family Guy
• "Mr. Ugly Man" by Shabba Ranks, from In Living Color
• "My Songs Are Mindless" by Crystal Waters, from In Living Color
• "Neurotica" by Madonna, from In Living Color
• "Never Let Me Go" by Judy Bridgewater, from the book of the same name by Kazuo Ishiguro
• "Noble Indian Chief" by Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin, from Family Guy
• "Non-Stop Party" by LMFAO from Key & Peele
• "O Palm Tree" from Comedy Bang! Bang!
• "Ottawanna Go to Bed" by Bryan La Croix from Kroll Show
• "The Overbite" from Teen Titans Go!
• "Please Iron My Jeans" from Zits
• "Pleep Ploop" from Kroll Show
• "Pretty Little Filly" by Mr. Ed, from Mr. Ed
• "Prince of Munchkin Land" by Prince, from In Living Color
• "Promise of a Thin Me" by Paula Abdul, from In Living Color
• "P.S. I Love You" (No connection to the non-fictional Beatles song of the same name) by Robin Daggers, (A.K.A. Robin Sparkles) from How I Met Your Mother
• "The One That I Love"
• "Rebirth of Shtick (Uncool Like Dat)", by Undigable Hosts, from In Living Color
• "Red Ring of Death" by Distended Warranty, from Attack of the Show
• "Rhythmless Nation" by Whitney Houston, from In Living Color
• "Sandcastles in the Sand" by Robin Sparkles, from How I Met Your Mother
• "Save the Orphans" by Archie Baldwin, from Two and a Half Men
• "Scary Figure Dance" from Teen Titans Go!
• "Shaggy Reads His Grocery List" by Shaggy, from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• "Sloop Johann B" by The Bach Boys, from Brevity
• "Smash It" by Deacon Dark, from The Love Boat
• "Snow Day", from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Someday This Old Board Will Hum My Shorts", from Talkshow with Spike Feresten
• "Star Wars" by The Beetle, from Comedy Bang! Bang!
• "Stinky Britches" by Alanis Morissette from South Park
• "Stomp 'Em in the Nuts" by Lethal Interjection Crew from The Boondocks
• "Taking Over Midnight" by &NRDA from Gravity Falls
• "Tetherball", from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Thicky Trick" by Rebel Kane, from The Good Wife
• "Three Sides Don't Make a Square", by Gene Belcher from, Bob's Burgers
• "Thuggin Love" by Gangstalicious from The Boondocks
• "Too Little Toot Late" by Love Sentence from Star vs. the Forces of Evil
• "Too Sold Out to Quit" by Hammer from, In Living Color
• "Trucking Problems", from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star" by Patrick Star, from SpongeBob SquarePants
• "Two Beavers Are Better Than One" by Robin Sparkles and Jessica Glitter, from How I Met Your Mother
• "Uh Oh! Polio!" by Little Brittle from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• "Walk Hard" by Dewey Cox from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
• "We Want Maury" by Connie Chung from In Living Color
• "What a Wonderful Jurassic World" by Louis Armstrong from The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
• "Who Does Santa's Taxes?", from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "Without You", a song mentioned in the short story of the same title by Del James, from his book The Language of Fear
• "World World World" by Col-P with Dubya-B, from MADtv
• "Yes,I'm actually talking about you" by Justin Beaver from Sonic Boom
• "YOLO" by Chris Stapleton from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• "You All Everybody" by DriveSHAFT from the TV series Lost
• "You Got To Love Your Negro Man" by Bobby Shad from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
• "You Missed a Spot" by Dalia Royce, from Suburgatory
• "You Put a Cone Around My Heart", from The Flying McCoys
• "You're So Party Let's Go Dancey", from Sally Forth
• "You're So Party Let's Go Dancey 'Round The Christmas Tree", from Sally Forth
• "Yung Eeks", from Kroll Show

Fictional albums

From Espedair Street by Iain Banks

By Frozen Gold

• All Wine Tastes Sour
• And So The Spell Is Ended
• Ended
• Frozen Gold and Liquid Ice
• Gauche
• Let It Be
• MIRV
• Nifedge
• Night Shines Darkly
• Nuggets

By Daniel Weir

• Personal Effects

By The Rutles

• Please Rut Me
• Meet The Rutles
• A Hard Day's Rut
• Rutles for Sale
• The Triangular album
• Ouch!
• Rutter Soul
• Rutler
• Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band
• Tragical History Tour
• The Rutles (The Shite Album)
• Yellow Submarine Sandwich
• Shabby Road
• Let It Rot

By Spinal Tap

• Spinal Tap Sings (Listen to the) Flower People and Other Favorites
• We Are All Flower People
• Silent But Deadly
• Brainhammer
• Nerve Damage
• Blood to Let
• Intravenus de Milo
• The Sun Never Sweats
• Jap Habit
• Bent for the Rent
• Tap Dancing
• Rock 'N Roll Creation
• Shark Sandwich
• Smell The Glove
• Heavy Metal Memories

By Mulligan and O'Hare

• The Onion Ring (1973)
• Moods (1993)
• Coffee Break (1995)
• Pancake Day (1995)
• Tittybiscuits (1999)

From The Simpsons

• Back to the Shack by Jimmy Smith in "Pay Pal"
• Bigger than Jesus by the Be Sharps, their second album in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
• Can I Borrow A Feeling? by Kirk Van Houten in "A Milhouse Divided"
• Desolation Hatchback by Sadgasm in "That 90's Show"
• Gimme a Z! by The Atomettes.
• Gold Hits in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
• I Didn't Do It! Volume III by Bart Simpson
• Kroon Along With Krusty by Krusty the Clown
• Krustophenia by Krusty the Clown from Behind the Laughter
• Laney Butchers The Beatles by Laney Fontaine from Lisa with an "S"
• Lovely to Love Your Lovin by The Simpsons, in "Behind the Laughter"
• Meet the Be Sharps by the Be Sharps, in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
• Melvin and the Squirrels by Melvin and the Squirrels, in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
• Oceans of the Sea,' in "That 90's Show"
• Sax on the Beach by Bleeding Gums Murphy
• Simpsons Boogie" by The Simpsons, in "Behind the Laughter"
• Simpsons Christmas Boogie" by The Simpsons, in "Behind the Laughter"
• S'Wonderful, S'Marvellous, S'Krusty by Krusty the Clown
• These Things I Believe by Johnny Calhoun

Miscellaneous

• A Season in Hell from Eddie and the Cruisers
• Acoustic Summer by Johnny Bowtaker, from MADtv
• All Aboard the Freedom Train: The Duets of Bigfoot & Neil Diamond, from Saturday Night Live
• Alvin and the Chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks
• Alvin and the Monks by Alvin and the Chipmunks from MAD
• All The Way From Heaven by Comes The Trickster, The Also People (Doctor Who)
• The Barry White album by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
• The Best of T.T. & Mario by T.T. & Mario, from Saturday Night Live
• Beyonce-Licious by Destiny's Child, from MADtv
• Bird Sap by Song Tree, from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
• Blowing Your Friend by Griffin & Quagmire, from Family Guy
• Bryantology Exposed by Bryan La Croix, from Kroll Show
• Bring Tha Toyz: A Public Enemy Christmas from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
• Bucky Calling by The Katt, from Get Fuzzy
• Buh-Weet Sings by Buh-Weet from Saturday Night Live
• Bunny Business from Saturday Night Live
• Calling It Quits by Mitch Cohen, from A Mighty Wind
• Chocolate Wannabe and the Hot Dog Flavored Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit from MADtv
• Classical Music Classics from Saturday Night Live
• Country Roses from Saturday Night Live
• Crazyboobyrainbow by Mariah Carey from MADtv
• Cringeworthy by Chris Stapleton from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• Cry for Help by Mitch Cohen, from A Mighty Wind
• Cutten em Up by Big Ben Carson, from @midnight
• Darlene & Kids" by Darlene McBride from MADtv
• Darlene McBride's Greatest Hits by Darlene McBride from MADtv
• Da Blonde Bitch Iz Back by Vancome Lady from MADtv
• Darlene Mcbride Thanksgiving by Darlene McBride from MADtv
• Dead Bopz from Saturday Night Live
• Def Deaf Jams by Marlee Matlin from In Living Color
• Do They Know It's Hal-Al-Tel-Adjish? by Bob Mugeldorf, from The Spitting Image Book (Faber & Faber, 1985)
• Doggie Duty" from Saturday Night Live
• Doo-Doo on the Tracks by Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy
• Excretions on Main Street by Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy
• Fireman Killer by Gabriel Friedman from The Cleveland Show
• Franklin Comes Alive from Arrested Development
• Get a Refund or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent from MADtv
• Gimme That Hard Copy by Connie Chung from In Living Color
• He-Flections by Griffin & Quagmire from Family Guy
• Honkies Be Boinkin by Donovan Cobb from Bordertown
• Ho No Mo' by Christina Aguilera from MADtv
• Horrible by Kevin Federline from MADtv
• How many poles to screw in the bulb? by Totem Pole from Aqua Something You Know Whatever
• I'm a "Bad" Boy by Michael Jackson from In Living Color
• I'm not Dangerous by Michael Jackson from In Living Color
• In My Pants by James Taylor from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• I Should Be Homless by Crystal Waters from In Living Color
• It's a Family Thang by Meg Griffin from Family Guy
• Jeff Probst Sings The Songs Inspired By Survivor" by Jeff Probst from MADtv
• Jimmy Swaggart: Heaven or Hell? by Jimmy Swaggart from In Living Color
• Kidz Bop Hip Hop from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
• Kung Fu Heros 1-12 by Doug Brogar from Saturday Night Live
• Let It Beet by The Beets from Doug
• Lick My Nuts from MADtv
• Lovin' Large by Trail Mix-a-Lot from In Living Color
• Magna Carta by Geronimo Jackson from Lost (TV series)
• Machina Ex Machina by Cyberblind The Also People (Doctor Who)
• Major League A**hole from MADtv
• Marshall McBride LP by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
• Meg on Your Face by Meg Griffin, from Family Guy
• Meet Mitch & Mickey by Mitch and Mickey, from A Mighty Wind
• Mo Bitches, Mo Problems by Thugnificent from The Boondocks
• My Secret Place by Britney Spears from MADtv
• No Balls Attached (a parody of the actual album No Strings Attached) by NSYNC from MADtv
• No Future Sex by Kevin Eubanks in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
• Now Is The Time For A Tickle Fight, He He! by JaMarcus Brothers in Saturday Night Live
• Now That's What Actors Call Music Volume 1 in Saturday Night Live
• Now that's what Jost calls Music in Saturday Night Live
• Now That's What I Call Genocide in @midnight
• One Hit Wonder Bread by Snow in In Living Color
• Outa My Way, Monkey Boy by Third Eye, The Also People (Doctor Who)
• Oops!... Bill Did It Again by Hillary Clinton in MADtv
• Pickin' by The Folksmen, from A Mighty Wind
• Pint Sized Love by Greg Gutfeld, from Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld
• Powell To The People by Col-P from MADtv
• Rain from the Heart by Yusuke Amade in Sailor Moon
• Ramblin' by The Folksmen, from A Mighty Wind
• Ray Killer by Bucky Katt, from Get Fuzzy
• Rebels and Returners by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken MacLeod
• Ricky Martin Does Not Sell Out His Latin Heritage by Ricky Martin in MADtv
• Ridin' the Worm by NSYNC, from MADtv
• Ride The White House by Bill Clinton, from MADtv
• R. Kelly In A Minor by R. Kelly, from MADtv
• Rode From Nashville by Jesse Palmer, The Also People (Doctor Who)
• Rough & Ugly Volume 1 by Shabba Ranks, from In Living Color
• Rush And Al's Greatest Hits by Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton, from In Living Color
• Rhythmless Nation by Whitney Houston, from In Living Color
• Sex and the City for Guys from Kroll Show
• Shag Happy by Madonna, from The Spitting Image Book (Faber & Faber, 1985)
• Sharing a Hat by Griffin & Quagmire from Family Guy
• Shoot The Bitch from MADtv
• Singin' by The Folksmen, from A Mighty Wind
• Spycatcher: The Concept Album by Marillion, from Spitting Image
• Songs After Dark by a fictional singer called Judy Bridgewater, from the novel Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
• Songs For Lovers by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
• Songs In the Key of Party by LMFAO from Key & Peele
• Songs of Cheer by The Main Street Singers, from A Mighty Wind
• Spanish Fly Fisherman, by Coconut Pete from Club Dread
• Special Effect, by Paula Abdul, from In Living Color
• Statutory by Meg Griffin from Family Guy
• Steady Rockin' Booty Jams, Volume 2 from Bob's Burgers
• Strolling Down Main Street by The Main Street Singers, from A Mighty Wind
• Subtitles Required by Shakira from MADtv
• Sunny Side Up by The Main Street Singers, from A Mighty Wind
• Surge of Vanilla by Colin Jost, from Saturday Night Live
• Tall Enough to Ride Your Heart by Boo Boo, from Bob's Burgers
• Terrorformed by Hiths With Attitude The Also People (Doctor Who)
• The 11 Days of Christmas by Jessica Simpson, in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
• The Voice by the fictional Russian opera singer Helena Romanski, in Syberia
• Things To Do On A Wet Thursday Night by Johnny Chess, The Also People (Doctor Who)
• Treat Me Like A King by Reginald Denny from In Living Color
• Together Forever by Mitch & Mickey, from A Mighty Wind
• Too Much Lust to Trust by Bill Clinton from In Living Color
• Rockhunter fanzine (online from 2003–07) features numerous fictional bands and compilation LPs "^[1]
• Under The Wazz by Michael Jackson from MADtv
• Unleash the Drag-Queen by Sisqo from MADtv
• Whatever Don't Matter by Shakira from MADtv
• When You're Next To Me by Mitch & Mickey, from A Mighty Wind
• Whitney Houston Screws Up The Classics by Whitney Houston from 'MADtv
• Wishin' by The Folksmen, from A Mighty Wind
• Young Douglas: Hypin' the Classics ' from Saturday Night Live
• Young Tarts & Old Farts from Saturday Night Live

Fictional musical compilations

• Fry's Greatest Holophonor Hits from Futurama
• Groove Pile '72 from Futurama
• Pretty White Kids With Problems from MADtv
• Suge Knight's Court Ordered Holiday Album from MADtv
• The Presidents of the United States of America Perform Public Domain's Greatest Hits from MADtv

Fictional operas

From The Blue Aspic by Edward Gorey

• Amable Tatsu (Amiable Tatsu)
• L'avvelenatrice di Glasgovia (The Poisoner of Glasgow), featuring the aria "Una tazza di cacao" (A cup of cocoa).
• Die Chinesische Brille (The Chinese Spectacles), featuring the character Tsi-Nan-Fu.
• The Dubious Errand, featuring the character Mae. Possibly a parody of Puccini's La fanciulla del West
• Elagabalo (Heliogabalus), featuring a triple wedding scene. Based on the life of the Emperor Elagabalus.
• Il Fiore sotto il Piede (The Flower Underfoot), featuring the aria "Vive con una mira".
• Gli Occhielli (The Buttonholes)
• Gomiti di Rammarico (Elbows of regret)
• Julietta di Lavenza
• Lizzia Bordena, obviously about Lizzie Borden.
• Nera Agnese di Dunbar (Black Agnes of Dunbar), featuring the aria "Ah, paese dei bovini hisipidi" (Oh, land of hospitable cattle). Possibly a parody of Donizetti's Lucia di Lammermoor.
• La Reine des Iguanes (Queen of the Iguanas) .
• Teodora, based on the life of either the martyr Theodora or the Byzantine Empress.
• La Vengeance Posthume (The Posthumous Revenge), featuring the aria "Vide le cerceuil, vide mon coeur" (Empty the casket, empty my heart).

From Maskerade by Terry Pratchett

• The Barber of Pseudopolis – parodies The Barber of Seville
• Cosi Fan Hita – parodies Così fan tutte
• The Enchanted Piccolo – parodies The Magic Flute
• Die Meistersinger von Scrote – parodies Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg
• Lohenshaak – parodies Lohengrin
• The Ring of the Nibelungingung – parodies Der Ring des Nibelungen
• La Triviata – parodies La traviata
• Il Truccatore – parodies Il trovatore

From the works of Peter Simple

• Alderman Foodbotham di Bradford, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
• Bramwell, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
• La Fanciulla del Riding Occidentale, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
• Le Sorrele Brontë, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.

From The Phantom of the Opera (1986 musical)

• Don Juan Triumphant by the Phantom, based on the Don Juan legend. It resembles Mozart's Don Giovanni in format but is more romantic in musical style.
• Hannibal by Chalumeau, featuring the aria "Think of Me" for the character of Elissa, Queen of Carthage, sung by Carlotta. It is a grand opera in the bel canto style of Verdi.
• Il Muto by Albrizzo, featuring a ballet entitled the "Dance of the Country Nymphs". Resembling Mozart or Rossini.
• The Angel of Shiloh – from the sequel The Phantom of Manhattan

Other

• All Around the World – a "disco opera" about cartographer/translator Antonio Pigafetta by the fictional writer Crispin Salvador in Miguel Syjuco's novel Illustrado
• Bloodaxe and Ironhammer – Discworld opera in The Fifth Elephant by Terry Pratchett
• Cinnamon Get Your Gun – musical in DC Comics, parodies Annie Get Your Gun
• The Dream Oath: Maria and Draco from the video game Final Fantasy VI featuring the extensive da capo aria Aria di Mezzo Caraterre, composed by Nobuo Uematsu
• Emily Butter, by Hilda Tablet, set in a department store
• The Great Kranu From the Deep – a comic opera from the short story From the Lighthouse within the book Across the Wall: A Tale of the Abhorsen and Other Stories by Garth Nix
• Leela: Orphan of the Stars – opera, "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings" episode of Futurama
• Phaethon – an opera by the fictional composer Richard Halley in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged
• Il Rapolfo (anagram of April Fool) – hoax opera which was supposedly to star David Hodge
• The little mess tin – Legionary song in Marcus Didius Falco novels, the normal variation of soldiers song with a lots of lyrics – some very bawdy
• Tsaritsa – opera in the film version of Maytime, based on themes of Tchaikovsky
• Úspěch českého inženýra v Indii (Success of the Czech Engineer in India) by Jára da Cimrman – Jára Cimrman v Říši hudby (Jára Cimrman in Music Domain)
• The opera Vedontakal Vrop occurs in two of Malcolm Bradbury's novels, Rates of Exchange (1983) and Why Come to Slaka? (1986)
• Vide Cor Meum – aria in the film Hannibal from a fictional opera based on La Vita Nuova by Dante, music by Patrick Cassidy^[2]

Fictional orchestral and instrumental works

• Tone Poem: Vieux Port by Hugh Moreland – from A Dance to the Music of Time, novel sequence by Anthony Powell
• "After Thilorier – a Grand Fantasy on the Liquefaction of Carbonic Acid" by Quinsonnas – from Jules Verne's posthumous novel Paris in the Twentieth Century
• The American Symphony from Mr. Holland's Opus.

See also

• List of fictional books
• List of fictional music groups
• List of fictional musicals
• List of fictional plays

References